Deep Breath, Positive Thoughts

There is a job coming my way. This week. I can just feel it. The universe of the employed is calling to me. It's speaking to me through my dreams.

I know that 'cause I totally Googled it. I'm not usually a "dreams have meanings" kind of person, but DreamMoods.com says "To dream that you are urinating, symbolizes a cleansing and a release of negative or repressed emotions. Depending on your dream context, urination is symbolic of having or lacking basic control of your life. You are literally 'pissed off' and not expressing yourself in a positive or constructive manner."

Yeah, 'cause my dream was that I was, like, peeing everywhere. Also, there were eggs in the toilet, which means "something new is about to happen."

And you can't argue with that. It's science!

Except that when I woke up I really did have to pee really kind of a lot. But the eggs!

Also, there comes a certain point in a reject's life where you just kind of stop caring. And isn't that when things are supposed to happen? I mean, I've put out quite possibly a bijillion (big number) job applications, so I am due, dammit.

P.S. "Kicking your urine at people who get too close to your egg-filled toilet and bug you" is not in the dream dictionary.